Blackadder Consultancy advises on Future Shape Programme

“Baldrick, thanks for bringing easyCouncil in particular ‘The Development & Public Health Services Future Shape Project‘ to my attention.

I have read the Audit report. I have seen the articles in the Guardian and the local newspapers here and here 

It is clear this is the biggest stitch up in the history of stitch ups and I know a stitch up when I see one….yes, I think this could be an even bigger stitch up than when Mrs Miggins won the pie making championship in 1569 defeating the previous nine time winner Sweeney Todd!

I am reminded of my old friend General Melchett before he went doolally became a member of the House of Lords. His philosophy when facing difficult decisions, which I sense has influenced this report was:

“If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.”

So endeth my first consultation,…….money back if not satisfied…not a chance!.”